Mad TV (TV Series 1995–2016) - Aries Spears as Various, James Brown Jr., Talkin' American Host, Airport controller, Bar Customer, Baseball Player, Bill Cosby, Billy Dee Williams, Black Michael Jackson, Eddie Murphy, El Diablo Negro, Friendly Neighborhood Person, Funeral Guest, G-Force, Harvey, Harvey Lachien, Jimmie Walker, Klumps, LL Cool J, Lawyer, Leon Quaid, Line-Up Guy #2, Martin Luther King, Jr., Mase, Security Guard, Self, Snoop Dogg, Spishak Commercial Dad, Tito Jackson, Tom, Uncle America, Walter Jr.

Belma Buttons : Damn, this flight makes more stops than R. Kelly's limo in a preschool parking lot.

Tovah McQueen : God bless Southwest Airlines, the ghetto bus of the sky.
Chuck : Have you ever been arrested?

Trina : Well...

Chuck : Well what?

Trina : Well, last March my cousin accused me of stealing her baby. I just wanted to hold it, for a few days, in Mexico, rename it, cut and dye its hair, tattoo things on its pretty little toes. It was all just a huge mistake
Dollar Bill Montgomery : We were supposed to get Dr. Bill Cosby here today, but instead we got this anonymous bitch.

Rogaine Washington : Hey, hey, hey, I got a name. It's Rogaine. Rogaine Ephedra-Free Washington. Oh, and I'm not a bitch, I'm a ho. Bitch don't get paid.
[while on the show "Malcolm X in the Middle"]

Malcolm X : You wanna know what the worst part about childhood is? White people.
Cosby : If you don't put the pudding back in the fridge, you are a dumb person.
Nautica Brown : And don't forget to buy my book, "Gone With the Wind... My Ass! Hollywood... and the White Man's Lies".

Dollar Bill Montgomery : Damn, that's an angry bitch.

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