The Naked Truth (1995–1998)

Téa Leoni: Nora Wilde

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• Nicky Columbus : And that's Stupid Dave.

  Nora Wilde : "Stupid Dave"? I bet there's a funny story behind that nickname.

  Stupid Dave : Uh huh. I'm stupid!

• Chloe : You know, when mother left Daddy, she got 3 million.

  Nora : I know. Plus a 20 year old Costa Rican lover and a breast enhancement!

  Chloe : And truthfully, Nora, aren't those both things you can use?

• Camilla : Oh, Nora, Sir Rudolph is my ideal lover - dark and powerful and ruthless and cruel...

  Nora : You just described Saddam Hussein.

  Camilla : Uh, huh. Another babe!

• Dave : Hey, Nora, notice anything different about me?

  Nora : Constantly. But I was raised not to say anything.

• Nora : I got one for ya: what do you call a dog with no legs and steel testicles? Sparky!

• Nicky : You can't get blood from a stone.

  Nora : But you can from a stab wound!

• Nora : First date in six months.

  Stupid Dave : You haven't had a date in six months? HA! My record still stands!

  Nora : Actually, if you count my marriage, I haven't had a date in five years.

  Stupid Dave : HA! My record still stands!

• Nicky : Quick! Quick! Guys, I - I need to borrow somebody's car, please.

  Nora : You can borrow my car for fifty bucks.

  Nicky : Uh, yeah, Nora. I was hoping to get one that wasn't attached to a tow truck.

• Nora : Here's the letter from Manuel.

  Chloe : Oh, is that the little South African boy - the one you bought from Sally Struthers?