The Brady Bunch Movie (1995)
Jennifer Elise Cox: Jan Brady
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Quotes
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Marcia Brady : [in Jan's thought] But Jan, you don't have friends. You're just jealous Jan.
[Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Marcia's hair]
Cindy Brady : Jan, what are you doing?
Jan Brady : Go back to sleep Cindy!
Cindy Brady : Jan don't. Marcia's hair is so beautiful.
Jan Brady : Exactly. That's why I'm gonna make alot of money when I sell it.
[Jan continues to cut Marcia's hair]
Jan Brady : [laughs psychotically]
Cindy Brady : [Screams]
[Carol and Alice come into the room]
Carol Brady : Jan, what are you doing?
[Marcia's got a new hairdo]
Carol Brady : Oh Marcia, I love your hair!
Alice : What a groovy hairdo!
Cindy Brady : Oh, you're so beautiful!
Jan Brady : No! She was supposed to look bad! No! No!
[Jan wakes up]
Jan Brady : What a horrible dream.
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Marcia Brady : [suggesting a way to raise money] I've got it! We could enter that Search For The Stars contest! First prize is twenty thousand dollars!
Greg Brady : That's a great idea, Marcia!
Bobby Brady : Great idea, Marcia!
Jan Brady : Am I invisible? Do I not have a voice? I had that idea two days ago!
Peter Brady : [disgusted] Oh come on, Jan.
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Trucker : Sounds like some family misses someone they love very much.
Jan Brady : I don't have a family!
Trucker : Oh, no family. You know, sometimes I'm out here working the graveyard shift, and, I can't help thinking what might have been. If I had settled down early and had kids. Three boys, three girls. Ah, but then a little voice in my head says "are you kidding? They'd probably just treat you like a maid."
[Offering a cup to her]
Trucker : You want some of this, Jan?
Jan Brady : No thanks. You have a little voice in your head, too?
Trucker : Oh, honey, when you're on the road as long as I am, you've gotta talk to somebody.
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Jan Brady : [in her head] Let's knock over a 7-Eleven!
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Jan Brady : [suggesting a way to raise money] I saw a sign at school today for a Search For The Stars contest. First prize is exactly twenty thousand dollars.
Marcia Brady : Oh sure Jan, like we'd really win.
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Jan Brady : Marcia did it again. Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!
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Greg Brady : And that's why I called this meeting.
Marcia Brady : Greg, what are we going to do?
Peter Brady : Yeah, if we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.
Bobby Brady : And go to a new school.
Jan Brady : And make new friends.
Marcia Brady : But Jan, you don't have any friends.