The Granny (1995 Video)
Brant von Hoffman: David
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Quotes
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David : You drive a hard bargain.
Antoinette : Well, I'm not my father's daughter for nothing.
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[Antoinette puts her foot in David's crotch under the dinner table, David looks up in surprise]
Antoinette : How's your meat?
David : [chewing food] Um... hard.
Antoinette : Maybe I should tenderize it for you.
Kelly : [unaware] Did I overcook?
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[the voices of the now-undead Gargoli family taunts Kelly as she enter the kitchen and sees the pot on the stove. Kelly lifts the cover and, in sheer horror, sees the head of David]
David : Hi, Kelly. Want some soup? Made it myself!
[Kelly slams the cover down, then turns to see an undead Granny]
Granny : [distorted] With a little help from me!
[chuckles]
Granny : Glad you could join us, sweetheart.
[Granny cackles loudly as Kelly runs into the dining room where we see the mutilated and gruesome undead members of the Gargoli family having a "family dinner"]
Albert : Kelly, my dear. Nice to see you. Join us, won't you?
Andrea : She really doesn't have much choice, dose she?
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[the undead Granny brings out a covered dining tray]
Granny : [distorted] Treats for the sweets!
[Granny lifts the cover as we see the head of David; The family cheers and laughs]
David : Hi, everybody!
Junior : What is this, prime rib?
[take a big bite of his meat]
Junior : I love it!
Albert : Mmm! Wonderful soup.
David : Thank you.
Antoinette : They say that the family that eats together...
Albert : ...stays together.
