Mallrats (1995)
Ethan Suplee: Willam
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Quotes
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Little Girl : [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black : Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Little Boy : A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head!
Willam Black : [becoming enraged] You know what? There is NO Easter Bunny! Over there, that's just a guy in a suit!
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Willam Black : Brenda?
Rene : [hitting him] DICK!
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Stan Lee : [passes by magic eye picture stops] Oh, a sailboat.
[Pats William on the back and walks off]
Willam Black : Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
[Runs and kicks the picture over]
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Willam Black : When Lord? When the hell do I get to see the goddamn sailboat?
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[subtitle, "William eventually saw the sailboat."]
Willam Black : Yeah?