Nine Months (1995)
Robin Williams: Dr. Kosevich
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Quotes
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Dr. Kosevich : I've got it! Nurse, call the Anesthesiologist, this woman needs an enema!
Nurse , Samuel Faulkner , Rebecca Taylor : An enema?
Dr. Kosevich : No, uh, she needs a pedicure!
Nurse : This ain't no goddam beauty parlor!
Dr. Kosevich : Epitath!
Samuel Faulkner : She's not dead, you moron!
Dr. Kosevich : Epidermus... Uh...
Rebecca Taylor : Epidural, asshole!
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Dr. Kosevich : You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord.
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Dr. Kosevich : [drunk] We'll crack open another bottle just as soon as I circumcise your son!
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[Samuel Faulkner sees needle and faints]
Dr. Kosevich : See? That is why women have the babies. Men can't take the paaai...
[sees needle and faints]
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Samuel Faulkner : Can't you give her something for the pain?
Dr. Kosevich : You don't want natural child birth?
Samuel Faulkner : No!
Dr. Kosevich : Okay, uh... You want Anastasia? Drugs, yes? Okay, valium.
Samuel Faulkner : Valium is no good for her.
Dr. Kosevich : No, for me.
Samuel Faulkner : NO!
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Dr. Kosevich : Okay, okay, what is wrong? OH FUCK ME! It is not working.
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Dr. Kosevich : If it's not one thing, it's your mother.
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Samuel Faulkner : Think, you Commie bastard!
Dr. Kosevich : Shut up, you limey prick!