Tales from the Hood (1995)

Clarence Williams III: Mr. Simms

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• Ball : What you sayin'? We dead, motherfucker?

  Mr. Simms : VERY!

  Bulldog : Motherfucker bullshit! If we dead then what we doin' in a funeral home with your crazy ass?

  Mr. Simms : This ain't no funeral home! It ain't the Terror Dome, neither! Welcome to Hell, motherfuckers!

• Mr. Simms : After you killed Crazy K, a few of his boys killed you! I guess you didn't make it!

• Mr. Simms : Don't worry. You'll get the shit. You'll be knee-deep in the shit. I've got it hid. There's so much... I couldn't even lift it all myself.

• Mr. Simms : Oh, I must say, I don't think you can reform those types. No - you just kill them.

• Mr. Simms : Death... it comes in many strange packages.

• Mr. Simms : I'll tell you about Clarence here along the way - unless, of course, you're scared.

• Mr. Simms : It's here, in the coffins! WHERE ELSE would I hide it?

• Mr. Simms : I have some iodine in the lab.

  Stack : Hey, man! I don't need nothing from no house of dead folks! Besides, I ain't no baby!

  Mr. Simms : Of course you're not.

  Ball : Sure looked like one when that door swung open!

• Mr. Simms : [after telling Crazy K's story]  You see, those types can't be rehabilitated... you just kill them.

• Bulldog : Now where's the shit?

  Mr. Simms : [lighting a cigar, but seemingly confused]  The shit?