The Daily Show (1996– )

Natalie Portman: Self - Guest

Quotes 

• Jon Stewart : You were supposed to be here last week, but you had to cancel.

  Natalie Portman : That's right. I got food poisoning.

  Jon Stewart : Yeah. And you told me before the show that whenever you tell people that, they never ask you "How are you doing?"

  Natalie Portman : That's right. They always say, "What did you eat?" instead. It's really selfish, you know?

  Jon Stewart : Uh-huh, right. Anyway, the reason I brought it up is because you never told me what you ate.