The Daily Show (1996– )

George W. Bush: Self

Quotes 

• Jon Stewart : [about the 2nd Inauguration of George W. Bush]  The moment we've all been waiting for: the official half-way point of the George W. Bush presidency.

  William Rehnquist : I, George Walker Bush.

  George W. Bush : I, George Walker Bush.

  William Rehnquist : Do solemnly swear.

  George W. Bush : Do solemnly swear.

  Jon Stewart : At which point, 49% of the country, also, solemnly swore.