The Daily Show (1996– )

Steve Carell: Self - Correspondent, Self - Guest, Self - Host, Self

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• [Steve Carell is being interviewed for "The Forty-Year-Old Virgin" - they sit in silence for several minutes, Steve staring straight ahead and Jon squirming and fidgeting. Finally:] 

  Jon Stewart : Do you have a report to file?

  Steve Carrell : I don't file reports anymore, Jon. I do movies.

  Jon Stewart : Oh.

  [squirms uncomfortably] 

  Jon Stewart : Was I supposed to have some questions for you?

  Steve Carrell : You may ask me anything you like, Jon. And I will answer it. If I feel like it.

  Jon Stewart : Why did you leave us?

  [Jon breaks down crying, and Steve comes over and hugs him] 

• Steve Carrell : [as announcer for Moviefone]  Hello, and welcome to Moviefone. To select "The Passion of the Christ", press 1. To select Jesus Christ as your personal savior, press 2. If you were one of they who mocked him, ye I say unto thee, press 3. To hear these instructions again in Tongues, press 4.