The Daily Show (1996– )

Bob Dole: Self

Quotes 

• Jon Stewart : Do you know of any candidate that has gone from top to bottom, from king to serf, so quickly as Howard Dean?

  Bob Dole : I did.

• Bob Dole : I mean, Joe Lieberman, he was banking on Al Gore's ticket. Then Al Gore endorsed Howard Dean, and now Howard's campaign tanked. So I told Kerry and Edwards, "If Gore calls you, don't pick up the phone."