Karaoke (1996)
Albert Finney: Daniel Feeld
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Quotes
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Daniel Feeld : It's the feeling that everything, so to say, out there has been prearranged, and all you have is a sliver of stage to act on. I don't know what to call it.
Anna Griffiths : Paranoia?
Daniel Feeld : Ha! I've always wanted to be an artsy fartsy arsehole, Anna. That's why I subscribe to that wonderful magazine, what's it called? Sight and Sound!
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Daniel Feeld : But it's the crucial, comic, character defining moment. "Each night I ask the stars up above, why must I be a teenager in love?"
Anna Griffiths : It's too on the nose.
Daniel Feeld : Yes, right bang on the snoz, love!
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Sandra Sollars : What's it called, your story?
Daniel Feeld : Karaoke.
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Consultant : An obstruction in the pancreas.
Daniel Feeld : Is that a euphemism, don't you mean growth?
Consultant : Ah, but we don't know if it's benign or malignant.
Daniel Feeld : An obstruction. Well, it's what I've always wanted to be.
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Daniel Feeld : Stressed? Me? I'M AS GENTLE AS THE BEAT OF AN ANGEL'S WING!
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Daniel Feeld : [Smoking, to self] Pig! You indulgent Pig! Obey the EEC Health Directive! Obey!
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Daniel Feeld : [IBS Diagnosis] I've known for some time that I had an Irritated Head Syndrome...
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Daniel Feeld : My Dignity does not, after all, reside in my bumhole.
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Anna Griffiths : You live alone, don't you Daniel?
Daniel Feeld : No wife. No partner. No family. No friends. The occasional sleazy, all but commercial sneezelike bonk with someone preferably with more to lose than I do. And a capacity for minding my own business! Why do you ask?
Anna Griffiths : Because it makes you forget how to talk to people, how to treat your colleagues.
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Daniel Feeld : I have a Dinner Meeting with Flap-flap-twit-twit Anna! She'll humbugger on about drinking too!
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Anna Griffiths : Why do places do that? Muzak or whatever.
Daniel Feeld : Divert the bored? Comfort the lonely? No, Showbiz, essence of.
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Daniel Feeld : It's called Cryptomnesia
Sandra Sollars : Sounds nasty!
Daniel Feeld : So I'm not Psychic or whatever you were afraid of.
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Daniel Feeld : I'm a writer. I put words into other people's mouths. But it's not just words into people's mouths, it's not just words on a page. I can make them do things! Like lie to each other, or screw, or kill! Yes, it's you Sandra! They're going to kill you!
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Daniel Feeld : Must write a happy ending.
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Daniel Feeld : Note the time. You called me, right?
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Daniel Feeld : Something as bad as that has to be let out.
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Daniel Feeld : [punches Nick in the face] Now look Nick! It's "Why must I be a teenager in LOVE"!
Nick Balmer : You know, I think that song is so right...
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Daniel Feeld : Why don't you let people smoke in here?
Consultant : They've contracted out the Cleaning Services.
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1st Hostess : I was looking at you and I fought...
Daniel Feeld : Who?
1st Hostess : Wot?
Daniel Feeld : Who did you fight?
[laughs]
1st Hostess : Wot you laughing at?
Daniel Feeld : I've used that line before, but then so have you...
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Daniel Feeld : [narrating] Vaguely Melancholy.
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Daniel Feeld : Cyberspace Embodies.
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Payphone Lady : He said what do you call a Fish with no eyes? A Fsh! No "I"s, see! I was in stitches!
Daniel Feeld : Will you be long?
[she turns her back on him]
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Daniel Feeld : I've just been told I have six months to live. Which gives me all the time in the World to tell you, Sandra Sollars, I love you, you are like fresh air to me, you light up my life. But I know, as a sometimes rational Human Being that it's physical, sexual, I want to hold you, lie with you, and rhapsodise you.
Sandra Sollars : WHAT me?
Daniel Feeld : What indeed...
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Arthur 'Pig' Mallion : Hey, what is this?
Daniel Feeld : You need some more Stars in your Crown, Arthur...
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Pete Beezley : You Slag!
Daniel Feeld : [Watching Rain-Drenched from the Shadows] Bastard!
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Daniel Feeld : [to Arthur's Corpse] It's called an Alibi, old chum...
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Daniel Feeld : Christ, when are they going to learn? All those Studios paying for Drafts they never make...
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Daniel Feeld : Leave me alone...
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Daniel Feeld : I think you're very brave to be walking around with a face like that.
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Daniel Feeld : She thinks it is another game in the manner she has come to expect from him. But then the choking begins!
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Daniel Feeld : That girl in my script, I gave her such a terrible death, didn't I?
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Daniel Feeld : Hello, Friday... BUT HOW MANY MORE FRIDAYS?
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Daniel Feeld : It's another smashed bottle.
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Daniel Feeld : In English, Sandwiched with Japanese...
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Ben Baglin : Take care.
Daniel Feeld : I'll even go so far as to Cake Tear!
Ben Baglin : [laughs. Walks away. Starts to cry]