Karaoke (1996)

Simon Donald: Ian

Quotes 

• Ian : [Editing]  Can I say this?

  Nick Balmer : Of course.

  Ian : ...Och, you're fond of the wee lassy, the noo.

  Nick Balmer : What are you saying? Take your kilt off!

  Ian : I'm saying, Nick, that it shows!

• Ian : I didn't like the look of them.

• Nick Balmer : Let's go to that Huggermugger across the road.

  Ian : What?

  Nick Balmer : Wine Bar.

  Ian : If only the English could speak Plain English, eh? But that'd really give the game away...