David Kriegel: Matt Garfield

Quotes 

• Joy : Well, I hope you enjoyed that kiss, because until you cancel your little peep show this bod is off limits.

  Matt : Honey, come here.

  Joy : No, Matt, you've made your bed. Now you can lie in it... alone.

  Matt : I don't get it.

  Joy : Exactly.

• Reed : Trust me. One look at this and you won't be thinking about sex.

  [Plays video tape.] 

  Matt : Grandma?

  Reed : It's her 75th birthday party. This is where she kisses you on the mouth.