Jessica Tuck: Kate

Quotes 

• Kate : I know I haven't lived her that long, but I thought you were the kind of guys that could appreciate women for more than just their bodies.

  Reed : Kate, as a feminist, I resent that.

  [pause] 

  Reed : Hey, it gets me laid.

• Billy : Look, it's not his fault. His mother made sure he got daily x-rays.

  Reed : Well at least my crib light wasn't a french fry lamp.

  Kate : Why do men always show affection by putting each other down?

  Billy : Oh that's just when women are around. As soon as you leave, we're gonna highlight our hair and bitch about our hips.

• Kate : Isn't hacking into someone's account illegal?

  Andy : Yeah. You'd think it'd be harder.

• [Andy and Kate just saw their roommates storm out of the room after a fight.] 

  Andy : This is too weird.

  Kate : I know. I feel terrible.

  Andy : No. No. No. Tori Spelling's on the chat line.

• Kate : You guys need to talk.

  Billy : Huh. Talk. Why is it women always think talking is the answer?

  Andy : Yeah. And why is it women always get so upset when you stand outside their window and watch them all night?