Muppets Tonight (1996–1998)

Dave Goelz: Waldorf, The Great Gonzo, Randy Pig, Bill the Bubble Guy, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, Beauregard, Co-Dependence Day Therapist, Gary Cahuenga, Artie Pipkin, Baby George, Bill, Cupid, Don the Prop Guy, Dr. Pain, Flea, Gary Chuenga, Gonzo, Jean Dodd van Clamme, Morty, Rick Moranis' agent, Purple Rain Man, Stu

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Quotes 

• Waldorf : Nurse, there's something wrong with this TV.

  Statler : What's that?

  Waldorf : It's on!

• Andy Pig : Cindy, if you're a supermodel, what are your super powers?

  Cindy Crawford : Well? I can do this.

  [Lasers come from her eyes and Andy flashes and gets vaporized] 

  Randy Pig : Cool! oh Cindy! Cindy! Do me! Do me! Please Cindy!

• Clifford : Man, you cats are stupid!

  Randy Pig : Oh, well, you are the stupid one because we are not even cats.

  Andy Pig : Yes we're... dogs.

  Randy Pig : Look a fire hydrant!

• The Great Gonzo : Clifford, your problems are solved, I've got an act thats gonna knock your socks off!

  Clifford : Well, put them on, man.

  The Great Gonzo : Your socks?

  Clifford : No, the act!

• John Goodman : I think the igpays are a little upidstay.

  Andy Pig : He speaks the ancient tongue!

  Andy Pig , Randy Pig : Ereway otnay orthyway! Ereway otnay orthyway!