Muppets Tonight (1996–1998)
Steve Whitmire: Kermit the Frog, Rizzo the Rat, Andy Pig, Beaker, Mr. Poodlepants, Meepzorp, Bean Bunny, Bug Llewelyn, Captain Pighead, Dance-a-Lot, Flash, Foo Foo, George the Janitor, Lash Holstein, Miss Weatherington, Rizzo the rat
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Quotes
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Andy Pig : Cindy, if you're a supermodel, what are your super powers?
Cindy Crawford : Well? I can do this.
[Lasers come from her eyes and Andy flashes and gets vaporized]
Randy Pig : Cool! oh Cindy! Cindy! Do me! Do me! Please Cindy!
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[Clifford gets into the supply cabinet instead of going through the doors onto the set]
Kermit the Frog : Clifford, that's the supply cabinet!
Clifford : I know that, it's a nice supply cabinet too. Nice and quiet. Let's cue the announcer shall we.
Kermit the Frog : Cue the announcer.
Nigel : Go Go Go Go Go Go Go!
[supply cabinet is pushed on set]
Announcer : And now it's time for "Muppets Tonight" and here's the host of our show - Clifford!
[Rizzo knocks on supply cabinet door]
Rizzo the rat : You're on, Clifford!
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Clifford : The only thing that's gonna save us now, Rizzo, is if a world famous superstar walks through that door...
[door closes on Clifford]
Rizzo the rat : Or that door.
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John Goodman : I think the igpays are a little upidstay.
Andy Pig : He speaks the ancient tongue!
Andy Pig , Randy Pig : Ereway otnay orthyway! Ereway otnay orthyway!
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Dr. Bunsen Honeydew : [Pierce Brosnan and Kermit the Frog are in Bunsen's lab, Pierce Brosnan is cleaning his ear with a cotton swab] Now, where did I put my Super Ray of Death Cotton Swab?
Kermit the Frog : Say, what?
Bobo the Bear : [a red ray comes out of his opposite ear and blows a hole in the wall, seen through the hole, Bobo the Bear is taking a bath] Hey! This is the reason I moved out of the Y!
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[Garth Brooks is singing a number from Fiddler on the Roof]
Studio manager : I thought he was going to sing a country song.
Rizzo the rat : Yeah, but he didn't say which country.
