101 Dalmatians (1996)
Jeff Daniels: Roger
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Quotes
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Roger : Fools aren't born, Pongo; pretty girls make them in their spare time.
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Roger : Do you want another cup of marriage, uh, tea?
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Anita : [after believing Roger is taking Perdy, holding up her purse] Now, release my dog, or I'll hit you again!
Roger : Your dog?
Anita : Yes. That is my dog, will you let her go?
Roger : Excuse me.
[lifts Perdy's leg as Pongo hides his head, turns back to Anita]
Roger : He's a she.
Anita : [nods] Mm-hmm.
Roger : [Pongo appears from behind Anita; miserably] Hello, Pongo.
[Pongo whines]
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Anita : Why are you all wet?
Roger : [Little guilty] I went swimming in the pond.
Anita : Oh, you should've had. The water's filthy.
Roger : Yeah, and it tastes like fish.
Anita : And you've lost a shoe, did you know that?
Roger : Yes, I did. As a matter of fact I did. I noticed it running down the gravel path.
Anita : I'm so sorry, I mean, you know I thought if you were silly enough to go swimming in a dirty pond you'd be silly enough to not realize that you've lost a shoe.
Roger : Actually I crashed my bicycle in the pond. The only part of my body that wasn't injured was my head. But now, thanks to you, I got the complete set of bodily injuries. Well, it was nice being assaulted by you miss...
Anita : [She and Roger shake hands] My name's Anita, and yours is Roger. I read it on your dog's identification.
Roger : Oh, well, nice meeting you. I-- I hope I didn't alarm you.
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Roger : Did Anita tell you the news?
Cruella De Vil : [smiles]
Roger : She's going to have a baby.
Cruella De Vil : [frowns with a disgusted look] Is this true?
Anita : Yes.
Cruella De Vil : Oh you poor thing. I'm so sorry.
Anita : We're very excited about it Cruella.
Cruella De Vil : You can't be serious.
Roger : She is.
Cruella De Vil : Well what can I say? Accidents will happen.
