Escape from L.A. (1996)

Georges Corraface: Cuervo Jones

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Quotes 

• [explaining the basketball rules to Snake] 

  Cuervo Jones : Two hoops, full court. Ten-second shot clock. Miss a shot, you get shot. Shot clock buzzer goes off before you shoot, you get shot. Two points for a basket, no three-point bullshit. All you gotta do is make ten points. That's it.

  [pause] 

  Cuervo Jones : By the way, nobody's ever walked off that court alive. Nobody.

• [to the crowd] 

  Cuervo Jones : I give you the death of SNAKE PLISSKEN!

• Cuervo Jones : Some people think you're already dead, Snake. Some say you never will be. 'Cause you may have survived Cleveland. You may have escaped from New York. But this is L.A., vato. And you're about to find out that this fucking city can kill anybody!

• Cuervo Jones : That looks like Snake Plissken!

  Utopia : Who?

  Cuervo Jones : He used to be a gunfighter. He kind of faded out of the scene a few years ago. I hear he slowed down some.

  Utopia : He don't look that slow Cuervo!

  Cuervo Jones : Nobody rolls into town and direspects me! Not Snake Plissken, not nobody! Bolas!

• Map to the Stars Eddie : Hey, Cuervo!

  Cuervo Jones : [to his gang members]  Will you *please* kill him for me.

  Map to the Stars Eddie : Hey! I got news. There's about to be an attack. You're about to get hit, man. It's Plissken!

  Cuervo Jones : Plissken? You told me that you shot him dead?

  Map to the Stars Eddie : Yeah, I thought I did. But, eh, I found him. Sort of - alive.

  Cuervo Jones : Sort of?

• Cuervo Jones : Hey, Presidente, silence is golden, no? Don't tell me you didn't enjoy this - just a little bit. I mean, if your wife's anything like your daughter, she's sweet to me, you just can't shut her up.

  Utopia : Hey, knock it off, Cuervo.

• Cuervo Jones : Bend over, Mr. President. Time for a spanking.

• Utopia : This is insane.

  Cuervo Jones : It is! That's the point.

• Cuervo Jones : Alright. Alright!

• Cuervo Jones : We've got the north by the balls! Come on! Right? Right? Meet me at the Happy Kingdom. Let's party tonight! Because, tomorrow, we're going to start our way back to glory!

• Cuervo Jones : Are you ready for the New World! The attack is now underway.

• Cuervo Jones : Talk to Curevo. Or, I'll rip your balls out.