Michael (1996)
John Travolta: Michael
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Quotes
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Michael : You gotta learn to laugh, it's the way to true love.
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Michael : Remember what John and Paul said.
Frank Quinlan : The apostles?
Michael : No, the Beatles. All you need is love.
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Michael : You know, I invented marriage
Pansy Milbank : Oh really?
Michael : Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told 'em, "Have a ceremony".
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Michael : I'm not that kind of angel.
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Michael : Then what happened was, he came as a hundred mouths, open and stinking with decay... and he tore at my flesh from every angle of Heaven. I grabbed Beelzebub's blue tongue in my fist...
Old Geezer #1 : Wait, who is Beelzebub?
Michael : Beelzebub is Satan!
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Michael : And you just gotta remember, Sparky - no matter what they tell you - you can *never* have too much sugar.
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Michael : Whatever they say, you can never have too much of earth.
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Huey Driscoll : Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael : Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank : Hey. Language.
Frank Quinlan : An angel that says "pecker."
Pansy Milbank : Language.
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Michael : No injuries, 6360 battles.
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Frank Quinlan : Bring him back.
Michael : That's not my area.
Frank Quinlan : Would someone please tell me what his area is? Don't give me that "that's not my area" stuff. BRING HIM BACK.
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Michael : Battle!
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Michael : The miles will fly and your children won't cry, if you play car bingo.
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Michael : Money Changers!
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Michael : It's a difficult case, though, to give a man back his heart.
