Night of the Twisters (1996 TV Movie)
Amos Crawley: Arthur Jones
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Quotes
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Arthur Jones : [the words "TORNADO WARNING" are flashing on the TV screen] What does that thing mean?
Dan Hatch : It basically means we're in deep trouble.
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Arthur Jones : [spinning a piece of wood on a rope] It's twister Auntie Em! It's twister! AAAAAAH!
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Stacey Jones : [Stacy and Ronnie notice Danny and Arther wrestling on the ground] I hope I'm not interrupting anything too... macho?
Dan Hatch : No no... we were, just uh... testing the ground.
Arthur Jones : Yeah!
Dan Hatch : Nice and soft.
Stacey Jones : Hmm.
Arthur Jones : So uh, did Mom and Dad leave yet?
Stacey Jones : Yeah, big romantic weekend out on the lake.
Dan Hatch : So, uh, who's looking after you guys?
Stacey Jones : I'm in charge.
Arthur Jones : What could happen?
Stacey Jones : Well, you could get sick eating too much pizza and destroy the living room carpet.
[Dan and Arthur laugh]
Arthur Jones : Just because you're a health freak, doesn't mean I can't enjoy a little pizza every now and then.
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Jenny : What happened?
Arthur Jones : He crashed and burned.
Dan Hatch : [to Arthur] Hey, I can speak for myself, thanks.
[to Jenny]
Dan Hatch : Crashed and burned.
Jenny : [laughs] Well, at least you didn't get hurt.
Dan Hatch : I'll just have to find a new sport.
Arthur Jones : Hm. Only sport you haven't failed at is yo-yo.
Dan Hatch : Shut up.
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Dan Hatch : Wanna play Nintendo?
Arthur Jones : Um, sure, but let's some more of that pie first.
[Arthur opens the door]
Dan Hatch : Are you always hungry?
Arthur Jones : Can't play Nintendo on an empty stomach. Heh. Ha ha.
Dan Hatch : God.