Smart Guy (1997–1999)

John Marshall Jones: Floyd Henderson

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Quotes 

• Floyd : [about a teacher]  He confiscated your computer?

  TJ Henderson : Yeah. He says if I want it back you have to sign this

  [hands Floyd a note and Floyd signs it] 

  Marcus : [about his own slip]  What about mine?

  Floyd : Oh yeah

  [he crumbles it up] 

  Marcus : Hey!

  TJ Henderson : Well TJ was in pursuit of knowledge. You're in pursuit of a hat that makes you look like a bananna.

• [about a girl he is tutoring] 

  TJ Henderson : She's smart, pretty and funny...

  Floyd : Aw...

  TJ Henderson : "Aw" what?

  Floyd : You like her.

  TJ Henderson : Sure, I'm tutoring her.

  Floyd : No, I mean, you *really* like her.

  TJ Henderson : [disgusted]  Me? A girl?

  [TJ turns to leave] 

  TJ Henderson : Ew!

  [he leaves] 

  Floyd : He's got it bad!

• Floyd : You can be the smartest man in the world - and for all I know, you are - but you will NEVER understand women.

• Yvette : Dad! You promised you weren't gonna come down here and binge on cake anymore!

  Floyd : You want some some?

  Yvette : Yeah.

  Floyd : Grab a spoon.