The Big Lebowski (1998)

Peter Stormare: Nihilist #1, Uli Kunkel, 'Karl Hungus'

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• [the Dude, Walter, and Donny walk out of the bowling alley, to find the three Nihilists waiting in front of the Dude's car, which has been torched] 

  The Dude : Well, they finally did it. They killed my fucking car.

  Nihilist : Ve vant ze money, Lebowski.

  Nihilist #2 : Ja, uzzervize ve kill ze girl.

  Nihilist #3 : Ja, it seems you have forgotten our little deal, Lebowski.

  The Dude : You don't HAVE the fucking girl, dipshits! We know you never did!

  [the Nihilists, stunned, confer amongst themselves in German] 

  Donny : Are these the Nazis, Walter?

  Walter Sobchak : No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of.

  Nihilist : Ve don't care. Ve still vant ze money, Lebowski, or ve fuck you ups.

  Walter Sobchak : Fuck you. Fuck the three of you.

  The Dude : Hey, cool it Walter.

  Walter Sobchak : No, without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules.

  Nihilist #2 : His girlfriend gave up her toe!

  Nihilist #3 : She though we'd be getting million dollars!

  Nihilist #2 : Iss not fair!

  Walter Sobchak : Fair! WHO'S THE FUCKING NIHILIST HERE! WHAT ARE YOU, A BUNCH OF FUCKING CRYBABIES?

  The Dude : Hey, cool it Walter. Look, pal, there never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man!

  Walter Sobchak : And, I would like my undies back.

  [Stunned, the Germans confer amongst themselves again] 

  Donny : Are they gonna hurt us, Walter?

  Walter Sobchak : No, Donny. These men are cowards.

  Nihilist : Okay. So we take ze money you haf on you, und ve calls it eefen.

  Walter Sobchak : Fuck you!

• [when making the payoff] 

  The Dude : Dude.

  Nihilist : [on the phone]  Who is this?

  The Dude : Dude. The bag man, man. Where do you want us to go?

  Nihilist : Us?

  The Dude : [to Walter]  Shit!

  [to Nihilist] 

  The Dude : Uh. Yeah, uh. Me and, uh, the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all at the same time.

  Nihilist : Shut the fuck up.

  Walter Sobchak : Dude, are you fucking this up?

  Nihilist : Who the fuck is that?

  The Dude : That is the driver.

  [Nihilist hangs up] 

  The Dude : Shit! Walter, you fuck... you fucked it up! You fucked it up! Her life was in our hands, man!

  Walter Sobchak : Nothing is fucked here, Dude. Come on, you're being very un-Dude. They'll call back.

• Nihilist : We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson.

  The Dude : Excuse me?

  Nihilist : I said

  [shouting] 

  Nihilist : I zaid VE CUT OFF YA JOHNSON!

  Nihilist #2 : Just think about that, Lebowski.

  Nihilist : Yeah, your wiggly penis, Lebowski.

  Nihilist #3 : Yeah and maybe we stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski.

• The Dude : Hey, no, come on, Walter. We're ending this thing cheap, man.

  Walter Sobchak : No, what's mine is mine.

  Nihilist : No funny shtuff.

  The Dude : Alright, alright, I've got four dollars, almost five...

  Donny : Hey, I got eighteen dollars.

  Walter Sobchak : What's mine is mine.

  Nihilist : We fuck you ups, man. We takes the money.

  Walter Sobchak : Come and get it.

• Nihilist : [Ordering at Stacks: House of Pancakes]  Ze lingonberry pancake.

  Nihilist #3 : Aufwachen, Arschloch!

  Nihilist #2 : Lingonberry pancake.

  Nihilist #3 : Ze Pigs in Blanket.

  Nihilist Woman, Franz's Girlfriend : Für mich auch Hellbierpfannkuchen - Hellbierpfannkuchen.

  Nihilist : She has lingonberry pancakes.