The Big Lebowski (1998)

John Turturro: Jesus Quintana

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• Jesus Quintana : Are you ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up.

  The Dude : Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.

  Jesus Quintana : Let me tell *you* something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

  The Dude : Jesus.

  Jesus Quintana : You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

  [walks off] 

  Walter Sobchak : Eight-year-olds, Dude.

• Jesus Quintana : Nobody fucks with the Jesus!

• Jesus Quintana : What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!