- Chuck Langer: You can have one if you want.
- Danny Himes: What?
- Chuck Langer: A beer, I don't give a good Goddamn.
- Danny Himes: Ah no, it's okay. I don't drink.
- Chuck Langer: You don't drink, you don't screw. Hell, what kind of a man are you?
- Danny Himes: Great, so um, maybe you wouldn't mind coming and showing 'em babies to my entire 6th grade class.