The Dukes of Hazzard: Reunion! (1997 TV Movie)

Don Williams: The Balladeer

Quotes 

• The Balladeer : The general store had EVERYTHING for a weddin' - - including invitations and SHOTGUN SHELLS

  [the gallows-humor implication being that goose-blaster ammo might be a necessary "big day" accessory if it was a "shotgun wedding", where the groom might not be overly thrilled about getting hitched to begin with, but the bride's family was insisting that he marry her because he'd gotten her knocked up] 

  The Balladeer : .