Fools Rush In (1997)
Jon Tenney: Jeff
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Quotes
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Alex Whitman : You gamble either way. And you are just pissed that I won on the first pull instead of putting quarters into the wrong machine for the last five years.
Jeff : Wait! First of all, those were silver dollars, my friend. And that slot machine now owns my house.
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Donna, Construction Secretary : Hey, Alex, there's a woman on line 1. She says she's your wife.
Jeff : Hey, Donna, the only wife around here is my ex and I am not in.
Alex Whitman : Ask if I can call her back. Oh, and get her phone number.
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Jeff : I mean, this makes no sense at all. Why would you marry her... unless you knocked her up?
Alex Whitman : [pauses]
Jeff : You knocked her up?
Alex Whitman : Yes, but that had nothing to do with it!
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Jeff : [about the overwhelming heat in Las Vegas] Jesus, why didn't they just build this place on the surface of the fucking sun?
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Jeff : She sounded blonde. Audibly blonde.
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Jeff : Hey, quid pro quo, pal. You give it to her, she gives it to us.
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Jeff : You married her? The one with the body? You're married?
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Jeff : Do you even know if this baby is yours? Have you asked for a blood test?
Alex Whitman : I can't do that! She's my wife! And it's not like that. You don't know her.
Jeff : Neither do you!
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Jeff : So? So who is she? It's like I open the door and the next thing you're off on a date with Jessica Rabbit.
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Jeff : What did you expect? Now you have a relationship built on heat. It's like Vegas. I mean, why didn't they just build this city on the fuckin' sun?