Hurlyburly (1998)

Chazz Palminteri: Phil

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• Phil : [to Eddie, regarding Mickey]  You know, he could choke on his own spit. You know that? I would feel nothing. No, no. I would feel glee.

• Phil : Hey, if my karma's to whack people when they do some fuckin' irrelevant thing... fuck it!

  Mickey : Absolutely right Phil, fuck destiny, fate, all metaphysical stuff. Fuck it!

• Eddie : She doesn't have to have one now.

  Phil : I tried telling her that, Eddie! I told her, I've got three kids in Toledo, I don't even know how old they are! I haven't seen 'em since I went to prison. I don't want any more kids rolling around their beds at night with this sick, fuckin' hatred of me. I can't stand it.

• Artie : He's got this thing.

  Phil : It's a vibrator I carry around with me.

  Mickey : You carry a vibrator around with you?

  Phil : Yeah. As a form of come-on. So the girls can see I'm up for anything right away. Sometimes as a sort of, uh, mood-setter I turn it on. But, uh, today there was, uh, extenuating circumstances.

  Artie : You forgot about the weights.

  Phil : Yeah.

  Artie : He forgot about the weights.

  Mickey : You forgot about the weights?

  Phil : Yeah. Forgot about the weights. Unbelievable.

  Mickey : Unbelievable! You forgot about the weights?

  Eddie : Do you know what he's talking about?

  Mickey : No, I have no idea what he's talking about.

  Phil : You prick, you disgust me.

• Phil : Relent, I beg you!

• Artie : [Holding a baby girl]  Damn.

  Phil : What happened?

  Artie : Well, she's a... She's a broad already, Phil. She's done everything that every other broad done. She had a dump on me.