In & Out (1997)

Gregory Jbara: Walter Brackett

Quotes 

• Walter Brackett : I'm a member of the community and I don't mind that Howard's gay.

  Tom Halliwell : But you're Howard's brother.

  [pause] 

  Tom Halliwell : As you know.

  [longer pause] 

  Walter Brackett : Well, you know what that means.

  [pause] 

  Walter Brackett : Uh-oh. I must be gay!

  Tom Halliwell : But you're not a parent.