The Jackal (1997)

Bruce Willis: The Jackal

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Quotes 

• [after finding out the the gun sights are off by 3 mm, but the auto-tracking is perfect] 

  The Jackal : Well, Lamont. I'm gonna have to speed-test it now.

  Ian Lamont : Yes. Yes. Speed-test.

  The Jackal : So... run.

  Ian Lamont : [chuckles]  What do you mean?

  The Jackal : I mean run.

  The Jackal : [icily]  Now!

• [the Jackal has shot Koslova] 

  The Jackal : Ooh, that's bad. The blood's almost black, that means the bullet's in your liver. You have about 20 minutes to live. If the pain gets to be too much, you can take your hand away. Then you'll be dead in 5 minutes.

  Valentina Koslova : When Declan kills you, you think of me, OK.

  The Jackal : OK. I'll make a note of that.

  [grabs her head] 

  The Jackal : If you see Declan before you die, you tell him that he can't protect his women.

• Douglas : [Douglas is skeptical about giving his business card out]  You're not gonna call.

  The Jackal : [flirtatiously]  Douglas. You just have to have a little faith in people, that's all. Like I do.

  [kisses him passionately] 

• Ian Lamont : Motherfucker, motherfucker. *That motherfucker is state of the art!* Dude, I knew it was going to be big. I didn't know it was going to be the fuckin' prototype cannon. It's a fuckin' motrol... Damn! Some hairy looking rounds.

  The Jackal : Made from depleted uranium. Go through anything. Once they get inside they just spall.

  Ian Lamont : Hell yeah. They spall yeah. They get in there and they just.

  [imitates spalling noise] 

  Ian Lamont : That rocks. Look at the friggin' lens on that thing...

  The Jackal : Don't touch that!

  Ian Lamont : It's got like a 2000 mile zoom lens! That thing is kick ass. Dude is this thing a prototype, or what? I bet you it cost you a shitload. That rocks. Man, you rock. Do you know what I'm saying? ROCK! Fuckin' thing kicks ass.

  [crosshairs appear on the computer screen] 

  Ian Lamont : Oh, yeah. Bring on the *spall*, baby. I can't wait to see the shit...

  The Jackal : LAMONT!

  [quietly but menacingly] 

  The Jackal : Close your mouth!

• [the Jackal shoots and blows Lamont's arm off] 

  The Jackal : [referring to the aim of the gun]  I told you it was off!