Mousehunt (1997)

Ian Abercrombie: Auctioneer

Quotes 

• Auctioneer : Built in 1876, the last LaRue known in existence has five bedrooms...

  Lars Smuntz : [whispering]  Did you see him?

  Ernie Smuntz : [whispering]  Yes!

  Lars Smuntz : I thought so.

  Ernie Smuntz : He ate the string.

  Lars Smuntz : What?

  Ernie Smuntz : The string. Pop's lucky string! The son of a bitch ate it! Why didn't you tell me you saw him?

  Lars Smuntz : I didn't, but I found this.

  [shows Ernie a box with a hole in the corner; Ernie snatches the box] 

  Ernie Smuntz : [sadly]  I told you, you should've weighed him.

  Lars Smuntz : I'm sorry. Did you see where it went?

  Ernie Smuntz : No, but it can't have gone far.

  Auctioneer : Well, shall we start the bidding at one million dollars?