Mousehunt (1997)

Ernie Sabella: Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner

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• Lars : Well Maury, these are all kittens. We were hoping for an older cat, one with... experience?

  Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner : That's a switch. Most people like the cute little ones. Experience with what?

  Ernie : Mouse-hunting.

  Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner : Ah, all cats are good mousers.

  Ernie : Yes, but you see, we have huge rats, the size of sumo wrestlers, and lots of 'em, so we really need a ferocious feline, preferably one with a history of mental illness. I'm talkin'... one mean pussy.

  Lars : Yeah! A vicious cat. Difficult to love; you got any of those, knocking about your cages?

  Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner : Funny you should ask. I had given up hope of anyone wanting him. We were about to gas him again.

  Lars , Ernie : "Again"?

• Ernie : [reading the tag on the side of the cage]  "Catzilla"?

  Maury, the Cat Care Society Owner : Oh, you know the guys who clean up call him that. But you can call him anything you want. I'd say he looks more like a "Fluffy."

  Lars : [leans down]  Aw, poor little Catzilla. You want a home, don't you? You want to get out of here. Well, you're gonna have to kill, kill, kill for it!

  Ernie : You're a stupid cat, aren't you? Yes, you are! And you're ugly, too...

  [the cat lunges, Maury subdues him with a taser] 

  Lars : [noticing his torn coat sleeve]  Oh, you little bastard!

  Ernie : We'll take him!