Since You've Been Gone (1998 TV Movie)
Teri Hatcher: Maria Goldstein
Quotes
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[Maria diles 911 on a hotel payphone]
Maria Goldstein : [into the phone] Hello? Yes, I'm calling from the Bismarck Hotel. Someone put Crazy Glue on a toilet seat in the ladies room and my friend is stuck.
[pause]
Maria Goldstein : Yes, of course it's an emergency.
[pause]
Maria Goldstein : I know but...
[pause]
Maria Goldstein : Look you stupid bitch, my friend's butt is stuck to a toilet seat! Which part don't you understand?
[pause]
Maria Goldstein : Yes, both cheeks.
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Kevin MacEldowney : You do what for a living?
Maria Goldstein : We export water to Europe. I have contacts in France, Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, Switzerland, Scandavavia, all over.
Kevin MacEldowney : But they have water there.
Maria Goldstein : It's a large market.
Kevin MacEldowney : Okay, so they send their water to us and we send ours to them? Why you don't just sell them their own water?
Maria Goldstein : Our product is very specific.
Kevin MacEldowney : How specific can it be? It's just water.
Maria Goldstein : Our bottles have a hand-pleasing shape.
Kevin MacEldowney : Bringing water from another continent is ridiculous!
Maria Goldstein : Yes, it is. Boy, I miss the old you.
[Maria exits as does Mollie and a few others, except for Kevin and Zane]
Kevin MacEldowney : Arriverderci, God. Can you belive that?
Zane Levy : [sarcastic] Man, you're being a real dick.
Kevin MacEldowney : What? Have you ever seen a bottle of water? They date it for freshness. What's it gonna do? Go bad?
Zane Levy : [serious tone] Kevin, shut up! Yes, it's ridiculous that she moves water from one country to the other, but it's what she does. What's up with you?
Kevin MacEldowney : Nothing.
Zane Levy : Then chill. Whatever's bothering you, deal with it. You don't want to lose all your friends and your wife in the same night.