The Swan Princess: Escape from Castle Mountain (1997 Video)
Douglas Sills: Prince Derek
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Uberta : [Uberta has been repeatedly insulting Clavius since her capture] Well, you can change yourself into whatever you like; you'll always be a third-rate villain inside.
Clavius : You're pushing it, highness.
Uberta : On the other hand, no matter what you do to me, I will always remain a queen... who's *birthday* it is. Furthermore...
Clavius : [snaps] That does it: I warned you not to yak so much, but no! Yak yak yak yak yak yak! So, that's what you get! A yak!
[transforms Uberta into a yak]
Clavius : No, I can't shut her up!
[transforms her into a human]
Uberta : ...and I hope you like bread and water, because that's the daily fare in prison!
[Clavius transforms her into a chimpanzee, and then re-transforms her into a human]
Uberta : You're up to about five life sentences, bub!
[Clavius transforms her into a parrot]
Uberta : [as parrot] Awk! Keep it up, keep it up! You're only making me shout deeper and deeper and deeper!
Clavius : Aagh! I can't take it!
[transforms her into an ostrich, a goat, a beaver, a horse, and then an elephant, all of which make noise before he returns her to human form]
Uberta : THAT DOES IT! YOU'RE GETTING THE GUILLOTINE!
Clavius : What doesn't talk...? A fly! Yes, yes, a fly!
Uberta : Go ahead! I'll fly right out of here!
Clavius : Who cares? You'll be a FLY!
Uberta : I'll buzz around your ear at night for the rest of my life!
Clavius : Which'll be, oh, about, 3 to 5 days?
[prepares to transform her yet again]
Clavius : So long, your "flyness"! Watch out for spiderwebs!
[Derek comes out from behind a wall]
Prince Derek : [threateningly] Don't you *dare* hurt my mother!