Wrongfully Accused (1998)
Kelly LeBrock: Lauren Goodhue
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Quotes
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Ryan Harrison : Your dog sure has a surprised look on his face.
Lauren : That's because you're looking at his butt.
Ryan Harrison : Uh, then he's certainly not going to enjoy that treat I just fed to him.
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Lauren : Ryan and I were having sex. Hot steamy, sweaty sex. Every part of my body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
Sgt. Orono : Lady, I just asked for your name.
Lauren : Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.
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Lauren Goodhue : I've never missed one of your concerts. Hibbing, however, wasn't at Friday's.
Hibbing Goodhue : It was a high colonic.
Ryan Harrison : Yes, a Jewish holiday. Mazel tov.
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Cass Lake : I'm your sister. Lauren's our mother.
Lauren : I'm your mother's identical twin, born ten years apart but identical. I killed your mother. Penis envy. She was a hermaphrodite.
Cass Lake : Mom was my mother *and* my father?
Lauren : Sean's adopted. I dated your real father but chose the life of a freedom fighter.
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Ryan Harrison : [to Sean] Right? Signal "yes" by shooting yourself in the head three times.
Lauren : Don't, it's a trick!