Willo the Wisp (1981)

Kenneth Williams: Mavis Cruet, Narrator, Willo the Wisp, Arthur, Carwash, Evil Edna, Moog, Flea, The Beast

Quotes 

• The Bookworm : You, sir, are an ignoramus.

  Arthur : [Flattered]  Oh, thank you!

• Arthur : [after he heard someone other than Boregart talking]  Hey, Boregart, say "bottle of beer."

  Boregart : [repeating after Arthur]  Bottle of beer.

• Grizelda The Witch : [Grizelda walks in with a well on her body]  If I hear anybody laugh, one wise crack, one snicker out of any of you and I'll turn you into a toad.

  [Arthur starts to snicker and laugh out loud to the point where Grizelda zaps him and turns him into a toad]