Twin Sitters (1994)
Peter Paul: Peter Falcone
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Quotes
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Thomas : [approaching The Barbarian Brothers] Uh, David and Peter Falcone?
Peter Falcone : Yeah, what's your name?
Thomas : Well, my name is Thomas Sedgewick...
Peter Falcone : [grabbing a pen and writing an autograph] Okay! "To: Thomas. May all your ups and downs be in bed! Peter Falcone." There ya go!
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Thomas : Wait a moment. Where do you think you're going?
Peter Falcone : We're goin' on a date.
Thomas : With the children?
David Falcone : Nah, with Miss Newman.
[to Bradley and Steven]
David Falcone : Come on, let's go.
Thomas : But, but you're not supposed to leave the grounds!
Peter Falcone : Thomas, you're a butler - BUTT OUT!
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Ma Falcone : [speaking to Pa Falcone] Leon... Leon, look at their necks!
Peter Falcone : Here we go again...
Peter Falcone , David Falcone , Ma Falcone : Their necks are out of proportion with the rest of their body!
Ma Falcone : Well, it's true! Your necks are bigger than your heads.
David Falcone : Ma, that's only because there are no muscles in our heads to exercise.
Ma Falcone : Yeah? Well, what about your brain?
Peter Falcone : Ma, the brain is not a muscle; it's an organ!
David Falcone : And it's a good thing, too. Otherwise, our heads would be so huge, we would fall over!
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Peter Falcone : It's a rip, man. It's a total rip.
David Falcone : I know. How's the little guy ever supposed to get ahead? They won't give you a loan unless ya already got the money. It's totally scatalogical.