Ebenezer Bartholomu: Ebenezer Bartholomu

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• Ebenezer Bartholomu : This here's my ex-wife. I really loved that one, degenerate bastard. And over there that's... that's my ex-wife 2. She died of the consumption. And that ex-wife died when I caught her in bed with Paul Revere, degenerate bastard. This here's my ex-wife. Boy could she... well that's another story, degenerate bastard. This here's my ex-wife. O ho ho, what I remember about her, degenerate pre-vert. There's my cousin Timmy. He likes small boys. We had to shoot him, degenerate bastard. Right over there's my brother Tom. Tom broke a leg at the age of a hundred and three leapin' out of a second story window, degenerate bastard.