You've Got Mail (1998)

André Sogliuzzo: Waiter at Lalo

Quotes 

• Joe Fox : [looks at the book Kathleen is pretending to read]  Pride and Prejudice.

  Kathleen Kelly : Do you mind?

  Joe Fox : I bet you read that book every year. I bet just you love that... Mr. Darcy, and your sentimental heart beats widely at the thought that he and... well, you know, whatever her name is, are truly, honestly going to end up together.

  [sits on the chair] 

  Waiter at Lalo : Can I get you something?

  Kathleen Kelly : No, he's not staying.

  Joe Fox : [looking at the waiter]  Mocaccino, decaf, nonfat.

  Kathleen Kelly : You are not staying!

  Joe Fox : I'll just stay here until your friend gets here.

  [looking at his watch] 

  Joe Fox : Gee, is he late?

  Kathleen Kelly : The heroine of Pride and Prejudice is Elizabeth Bennet. She's one of the greatest and most complex characters ever written. Not that you would know.

  Joe Fox : As a matter of fact, I've read it.