Edtv (1999) Poster

(1999)

Matthew McConaughey: Ed

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  • Ed Pekurny : Where's Ma?

    Al : She's in the kitchen. I'd yell for her but... I'd die.

  • Ray Pekurny : You know, how many chances do guys like you and I get?

    Ed : I don't know.

    Ray Pekurny : That's right, you don't know.

  • [talking about Ed's dad] 

    Ed : He cheated on you?

    Ed's mother : Well, he had medical problems, he said the woman he was with was a nurse.

    Ed : And you believed him!

    Ed's mother : Well, she had white shoes.

    Ed : So does Grandma! So does Sahquille O-Neil!

  • Ray Pekurny : I mean, I'm human.

    Ed Pekurny : Come on, Ray. What do you mean? Why didn't you stop?

    Ray Pekurny : Stop?

    Ed Pekurny : Yeah, why didn't you stop?

    Ray Pekurny : I'm the guy. I don't stop. That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes.

  • Al : How about sex?

    Ed : I'm sorry, Al, but I'm gonna have to pass. And it's not an age thing, 'cause you are still a handsome man.

  • John : I was at this comedy club last week and this comedian says "If you're over thirty and your job requires you to wear a name tag, you screwed up your life." And I'm laughing and then I realize I wear a name tag.

    Ed : So do I. So what? I'm doing all right.

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