The Faculty (1998)

Jordana Brewster: Delilah Profitt

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• Delilah : Casey, when did you become Sigourney Weaver?

• Delilah : Your fanclub is here.

  Casey : Network or local?

  Delilah : Both.

• Casey : God, you can be such a...

  Delilah : What?

  Casey : Pretty cool human being when you're not being a first class grade A bitch.

  Delilah : Are you hitting on me Casey?

  Casey : No. No, I just think that you can be cool. Sometimes. This not being one of them.

• Stan : Come on guys, this is nuts.

  Delilah : Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.

  Stan : Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of your shit.

  Delilah : Well, then get the fuck out of here and take your little freak dyke with you.

  Stokely : Fuck you, tit bags!

  Casey : Will everybody calm down, please?

• Zeke : Now, you, Delilah.

  Delilah : No. Her first.

  Marybeth : I'm allergic.

  Delilah : Yeah, and I'm Portuguese. Who cares?

• [Stan wants to quit football to study] 

  Delilah : You're not good at studying Stan, you're good at football. You should stick to what you're good at.

  Stan : Yeah, I've always been good at football, and basketball, and every other sport I've tried. I think maybe it's time I should try something I'm not so good at, something different.

  Delilah : And what am I supposed to do while you're on a yellow book quest for a brain?

  Stan : What?

  Delilah : The accepted social order is that head cheerleaders date star quarterbacks, not academic wannabees.

  Stan : Don't be so superficial...

  Delilah : Superficial... four syllables, that's really good Stan, you're on your way. Let me know how the cure for cancer goes.

  Stan : I was hoping you'd be with me on this...

• Delilah : [to Casey]  You're that geeky Stephen King kid - there's one of you in every school.

• Delilah : Hello Casey. Where ya gonna go, huh? The class wuss... eternal little loser who comes to school everyday knowing this is it. You've been labeled 'pathetic' since first grade and you're afraid it's going to bleed over for the rest of your life. Well we can stop it Casey. We can help you belong. Isn't that what you really want?

  Casey : Please don't do this Delilah.

  Delilah : I haven't been this happy since... since... before my dad died. You know you want me Casey. Come on. Let's do it together.

• Delilah : Don't you just love how Stokely accessorize with different shades of black?

  Stokely : Fuck you gutter-slut.

  Delilah : I don't know why you keep being such a bad example for your people.

  Marybeth : What people?

  Delilah : I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new found friend, here?

  Marybeth : No, I'm not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage.

  Delilah : That's too bad Stokely, guess you have to keep looking for Ms Right.

  Stokely : Bipolar bitch.

• Stan : You think aliens have infested our school?

  Delilah : That would explain their weird behavior, wouldn't it?

  Stan : Give me a fucking break.