The Faculty (1998)

Clea DuVall: Stokely 'Stokes' Mitchell

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• Stokely : I'm not putting that hack drug up my nose - it's so eighties!

  Zeke : Aliens are taking over the earth. Weigh it!

• Stokely : Is this usually the point where someone says let's get the fuck outta here?

  Stan : Let's get the fuck outta here.

• [Stokley bumps into Stan] 

  Stokely : Get a fucking eye dog!

  Stan : Well maybe if you didn't paint your fucking eyes shut!

• Marybeth : I'm new here.

  Stokely : No shit.

• Stokely : Walk much?

  Stan : You ran into me, beast.

• Casey : You're not buying this, are you?

  Stokely : No, I'm not... but it's kinda cool.

• Stokely : I always thought the only alien in this high school was me.

• Stokely : What are we going to do with the police not being an option?

  Stan : I could call my dad, he'd know what to do.

  Casey : If he's really your dad anymore.

• Stokely : Body Snatchers is a story somebody made up, dingus. It's located in the fiction section of the library.

  Casey : Yeah, so is Schindler's List.

• Stan : Come on guys, this is nuts.

  Delilah : Then leave, Stan. Why are you hanging around? Go win a Pulitzer.

  Stan : Blow me, Delilah, 'cause I'm sick of your shit.

  Delilah : Well, then get the fuck out of here and take your little freak dyke with you.

  Stokely : Fuck you, tit bags!

  Casey : Will everybody calm down, please?

• [Stokely kisses Stan] 

  Stokely : I just don't want to never have done that.

• Marybeth : What happens at the end of all those stories, Stokely? How does Invasion of the Body Snatchers turn out?

  Stokely : They get us. They win. We lose.

  Marybeth : Maybe we really win, I mean Stan didn't look unhappy.

  Stokely : That's because that wasn't Stan, they took away who he was.

  Marybeth : Maybe they just bettered who he was. Cleared away his confusion. I know you pride yourself on being the outsider, but aren't you tired of pretending to be something you're not? I know I am.

• Casey : Everyone's been acting really weird, especially the faculty.

  Stokely : Tell me about it, it's like they've all turned into fucking pod people or something.

  Casey : Into what people?

  Stokely : Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Small town gets taken over by aliens... That was a joke.

• Stokely : So they've just been setting us up over the years with their E.T.'s and their Men In Black movies, just so no one would believe it if it ever happened.

  Casey : I think so.

• Stokely : You know, you were right about me. I don't have any friends and I like it that way. Being lesbian is just my security.

  Marybeth : Security against what?

  Stokely : People like you.

  Marybeth : Complex!

• Delilah : Don't you just love how Stokely accessorize with different shades of black?

  Stokely : Fuck you gutter-slut.

  Delilah : I don't know why you keep being such a bad example for your people.

  Marybeth : What people?

  Delilah : I hope you're not a violent lesbian like your new found friend, here?

  Marybeth : No, I'm not aware of any lesbianism in my lineage.

  Delilah : That's too bad Stokely, guess you have to keep looking for Ms Right.

  Stokely : Bipolar bitch.

• Stokely : [to Casey]  You know, Casey, I think you've been racked into the flagpole one too many times.

• Stokely : [seeing Marybeth turn into a huge alien]  No... fucking... way!

• Stokely : [about Delilah]  Should've known that crazy bitch was one of them.

• Gabe : Hey, Stokely, maybe it's from your planet.

  Stokely : Blow me, blood fart.

• Stokely : Crash and burn, Casey.