Varsity Blues (1999)
Tonie Perensky: Miss Davis
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Quotes
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Miss Davis : Can anyone tell me a common slang term for the male erection?
Student : Boner? Is boner one?
Miss Davis : Yes! Boner is good, boner is very good!
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Miss Davis : The male erection? Pitchin' a tent, sportin' a wood, the icicle if formed, the march is on...
Miss Davis : That's good...
Mox : Stiff, stiffie, Mr. Mortis, rigor mortis has set in, flesh rocket, Jack's magic beanstalk, tall Tommy, mushroom on a stick, Mr. Mushroomhead, purple-headed yogurt slinger... and, uh, Pedro.
Miss Davis : Pedro?
Mox : Mm-hum.
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Miss Davis : Now I want y'all to repeat after me: penis, penis, penis; vagina, vagina, vagina!