- Nazi soldier: [Private Snafu points a tank at him] Oh now I'm sunk I am thinking!
- Mouse: Oh you're perfectly safe I am thinking, it's musty and dusty and mighty damn rusty!
- [first lines]
- Pvt. Snafu: Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero / With these guns I have nothing to fear-o / My guns are the best / They can pass any test / Oh, I'll be the war's greatest hero.
- Pvt. Snafu: Oh, I'm the world's best fighting machine-o / The Nazis will learn what I mean-o / My wonderful guns / Will murder the bums / And I'll bury them in the latrine-o.
- [Pvt. Snafu rams his gun muzzle into the Nazi soldier's rear end]
- Pvt. Snafu: Stick 'em up, or I'll blow your brains out!
- Nazi soldier: That rifle looks a bit gooey / If you think I am scared you are screwy / Go on, fire away, buck / You're guns full of muck / And nothing comes out but just hooey.
- [last lines]
- [Snafu is a prisoner-of-war]
- Nazi soldier: Oh, like all careless gents / He winds up behind fence / Snafu is the war's greatest zero.