- Fish: He tried to kidnap me. He was going to cook me. Then eat me.
- Neptune: So, you were going to cook him and eat him, eh?
- Felix: But I don't...
- Neptune: Silence! Silence! How would you like to be put in a hot frying pan and cooked until you were nice and brown on both sides. How would you like to be somebody's dinner? How would you like to be my dinner?
- Felix: But I don't eat fish.
- Neptune: Then what were you going to do to him.
- Felix: I wanted to give him a nice home with my pet goldfish.
- Fish: But I got a home.
- Felix: Did you see any goldfish come this way?
- Police Officer Octopus: [mockingly] No, I didn't see any fish come this way. But I saw some go this way, and that way, and 'this' way.
- [tickling felix]