Big Daddy (1999)

Steve Buscemi: Homeless Man

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• Homeless Guy : Sonny was real nice to the kid. Wish my father was like him. My father was a military man. Guess I wasn't such a good soldier. Anyways, when I was 35, he tried to give me a crew cut while I was asleep. I woke up, broke his arm, haven't seen him since. I'd rather live in a dumpster then under his freaky ass rules! (Notices a McDonald's bag in Sonny's hand) Anyways, I think Sonny Koufax should be acquitted of all the charges. If O.J. can get away with murder, why can't Sonny have his kid? (points at a black man) This guy knows what I'm talking about! No more questions!

• Tommy : How long have you delivered food to Mr. Koufax?

  Nazo : I deliver food for six years. Plus, I'm stripper. But I've gained weight so that's a problem.

  Tommy : I see. And, in your experience, was Sonny a good father to Julian?

  Nazo : Oh, yes. They make terrific pair. They went together like lamb and tuna fish.

  Tommy : Lamb and tuna fish?

  Nazo : Maybe you like spaghetti and meatball? You more comfortable with that analogy?

  Homeless Guy : Yes, considering we're in America. I mean, if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out?

  Nazo : Listen, I'll come down there and give you a crew cut, Mister.

  Homeless Guy : Let's see your clippers.

  Nazo : Not my problem your father was sick.

  Homeless Guy : That - well - -Stop yelling at me! AAAhhhhhhhh!

• Sonny : Don't worry about me making money. I'm in love with a woman who makes plenty of it. She'll be my sugar mamma.

  Homeless Guy : I gotta get me one of those.

• Homeless Guy : Yes, considering we're in America! I mean, if you don't like Spaghetti and Meatballs, why don't you just get the hell out?

• Homeless Guy : Total Mind blow.