Big Daddy (1999)
Joseph Bologna: Lenny Koufax
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Quotes
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Ted Castellucci : Objection, Your Honor! The court is interested in the truth, not the opinion of the defendant's father.
Lenny : You want my opinion? My son is a moron.
Ted Castellucci : I withdraw my objection. Please proceed!
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Sonny Koufax : I got some interesting news?
Lenny Koufax : Oh yeah, what?
Sonny Koufax : I kind of adopted a kid
Lenny Koufax : What the hell are you talking about?
Sonny Koufax : I'm talking about you being a grandfather! Congratulations!
Lenny Koufax : Who the hell would give you a kid?
Sonny Koufax : Social Services.
Lenny Koufax : You idiot! You better give that kid back!
Sonny Koufax : His mother's... hang on, hang on.
Sonny Koufax : [shouts at Julian, from afar] Go play with them pigeons, buddy!
Sonny Koufax : I tried to give him back. I just, I just, I just can't, Dad. I need your help. I'm in a bad way right now, Vanessa dumped me, I don't know what the hell I'm doing!
Lenny Koufax : You're damn right you don't know what the hell you're doing!
Sonny Koufax : The kid is always around, especially for the last few days. You think he'd give me a little privacy but he just never leaves me alone, I'm in deep shit.
Lenny Koufax : Just give that kid back right now, before you ruin BOTH YOUR LIVES!
Sonny Koufax : Oh, I appreciate that Dad.
Lenny Koufax : He'd be better off living in a dumpster then living with you!
Sonny Koufax : WELL I'LL BE A BETTER FATHER THAN YOU!
Lenny Koufax : That's impossible, all you ever care about is yourself.
Sonny Koufax : I care about you saving money on this phone call.
[banging phone receiver several times before hanging up]
