Puddle Cruiser (1996)

Jay Chandrasekhar: Zach

Quotes 

• Zach : So what's his name?

  Felix Bean : Traci Shannon.

  Zach : Traci Shannon! That's not just a firsty, firsty. It's also a girly girly

• Felix Bean : Well, there's no way she heard that.

  Zach : How do you know?

  Felix Bean : She would have called by now.

  [Phone begins to ring] 

  Felix Bean : I'm not here.

  Grogan : Me neither.

  Zach : Me neither.

  Freaky Reaky : Me neither.

  Matt : Me neither.

  Grogan : [On answering machine]  Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader

  [Lazor sounds on recording] 

  Matt : That is the funniest message I've ever heard.

• Matt : [Discussing the six digit phone number a girl gave Zach]  Maybe it's one of those love numbers.

  Felix Bean : What like I want to be with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year

  [Matt nods] 

  Zach : Yeah, but these numbers are 213147.

  Felix Bean : Oh well I guess she wants to be with you three days a week 21 hours a day 147 days a year.

• Zach : What's the difference? It's just a bunch of old white men legislating my uterus anyway.

• Zach : I didn't want to kiss her in a public place.

  Felix Bean : What? Like on the face?