Puddle Cruiser (1996)

Kevin Heffernan: Grogan

Quotes 

• Felix Bean : Well, there's no way she heard that.

  Zach : How do you know?

  Felix Bean : She would have called by now.

  [Phone begins to ring] 

  Felix Bean : I'm not here.

  Grogan : Me neither.

  Zach : Me neither.

  Freaky Reaky : Me neither.

  Matt : Me neither.

  Grogan : [On answering machine]  Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader

  [Lazor sounds on recording] 

  Matt : That is the funniest message I've ever heard.

• Grogan : No book bag no deal! No book bag no deal!

• Julie : Is Matt okay?

  Grogan : He looks pretty good to me.

  Julie : Well, does he have a girlfriend?

  Grogan : No, no, no.

  Julie : Cool.

  Grogan : No girlfriend. He's too loyal.

  Julie : What do you mean?

  Grogan : Well, I think he's still married... Actually, I don't know if he's legally married. See he spent last summer in Natchez, Mississippi. Had a thing with a 12-year-old. I shouldn't be talking about this.

  Julie : Twelve?

  Grogan : See, they got married, and the cops found out, and, well, you know cops. That kinda ended it. They still write, though. Well, he writes. She's still learnin'. Ah, it's no big deal, you know, it's over. He's not allowed into Mississippi anymore, and she wanted to raise the kid there, and, uh, between you and me, I think that's for the best.