Puddle Cruiser (1996)

Paul Soter: Matt

Quotes 

• Matt : Well hey, Sara.

  Sara : Hey, Matt. Grogan's so funny.

  Matt : Yeah. Hey, sounds to me like you like him.

  Sara : Well...

  Matt : Wow. You and Garbage Dick. That's great, I mean he was just saying that...

  Sara : Wait, what did you say?

  Matt : I was just saying how Garbage Dick told me how he thought you were...

  Sara : Garbage Dick?

  Matt : Yeah. Oh, no, no. It's no big deal. I mean, that was at least a year to two ago, anyway.

  Sara : Wait, what does that mean?

  Matt : Ah, I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, everyone wears condoms these days, right?

• Felix Bean : Well, there's no way she heard that.

  Zach : How do you know?

  Felix Bean : She would have called by now.

  [Phone begins to ring] 

  Felix Bean : I'm not here.

  Grogan : Me neither.

  Zach : Me neither.

  Freaky Reaky : Me neither.

  Matt : Me neither.

  Grogan : [On answering machine]  Greetings earthing. At the lazor please record your communication... And take me to your leader

  [Lazor sounds on recording] 

  Matt : That is the funniest message I've ever heard.

• Matt : [Discussing the six digit phone number a girl gave Zach]  Maybe it's one of those love numbers.

  Felix Bean : What like I want to be with you 24 hours a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year

  [Matt nods] 

  Zach : Yeah, but these numbers are 213147.

  Felix Bean : Oh well I guess she wants to be with you three days a week 21 hours a day 147 days a year.